One must do whatever is necessary to achieve the desired result. And in this case you’ll have no choice in the matter, because nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon. Now you can work yourself into a rich, bacon lather with J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream ($14.99).
This luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream is meant for all skin types. Advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most. Prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears. ❚